Jihad hits Duty Free grog

Now this is a real blow at the Western way of life.

Muslim taxi drivers in Minnesota have pronounced a jihad on carrying passengers from the airport who have duty free grog in their possession.

This isn’t pissed passengers. They can be stone cold sober. But if there’s a clank clank of duty frees in the luggage – no go.

It may never happen in New Zealand. The airport route is pretty lucrative. But then, Muslim – and Hindu – dairy owners have for years refused to stock bacon, so don’t rule it out…

hat tip – my favourite Aussie author John Birmingham.

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